Coleman Powersports 196cc Gas Mini Bike, B200R

Went to Tractor Supply and picked up this little mini bike. Mine was stickered 3 months old. Took it home... snarling and scratching inside the box. Almost sounded like a predator clone. Opened the box and released this two wheeled, roosting, battle axe of a beast from it's cage. At this point, I could tell... I knew... I was gonna have to grapple with it. To gain its trust, I gave it approximately .7 qt of rancid dino runoff and almost a gallon of the hardest thing I could find, which was 93 octane. I coaxed it out into the yard. It was mean lookin' with its two paws leaving huge imprints in the dirt. I grabbed the lasso and pulled twice for good measure and it started growling. Low at first, as I slowly layed my hands on its handle bar ears. As I snapped the right control, the clone snarled, it immediately absorbed all the vengeance from my body. As a grin slid across my early Saturday morning face, the fear on the neighbors faces had created the perfect backdrop. I had an announcement! The time had come... "I DO NOT HAVE INSURANCE!" This beast and I lept from the front porch to the upper end of 25mph in under 3 seconds. I had taken full control of my life and this beast. Even though I could control it, I let roam through the neighborhood at top speed. As I rounded homes, small children were called inside by their mothers. Teenagers gawked and wished to be me. Some adults cheered me on and gave me gifts to wrangle the beast. My enemies were in despair, my friends were inspired. The dynamic of my neighborhood had shifted. I wrestled with it until I tired and retired. The landscape had changed, anything was possible... my emotions were healed... things from now on would be different, they will be better. So go get yourself one of these beasts. If you are ready...

I would not recommend purchasing a Coleman Mini Bike from them. They do not stand by their product at all. We bought it this past Sunday, picked it up 2 days ago on Wednesday evening, purchased the motor oil for it 1 hour ago, all at the same store. We now are home and put in the oil and gas in the mini bike. However, gasoline started pouring all over the engine from underneath the gas tank. We are too worried about even trying ro start the bike. It has never been cranked once and has only been in our possession for 48 hours. They will not give any support on the bike and will not allow us to return it. The phone number they gave us has already closed for the day and is not open on weekends. We invested so much into this product and haven't been able to crank it, let alone ride it, while Tractor Supplies in Lee's Summit will not even stand by the broken product they sold in the first place. Beyond frustrating.